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Okay people I wanna get to know you better, we on DA are all into the same thing ART. So tell me about yourself and how ya feel about me please!


1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. How have I affected you?
5. What do you think of me?
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
8. Do you love me?
9. Do you have a crush on me?
10. Would you kiss me?
11. Would you hug me?
12. Physically, what stands out?
13. Emotionally, what stands out?
14. Do you wish I was cooler?
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
17. Am I loveable?
18. How long have you known me?
19. Describe me in one word.
20. What was your first impression?
21. Do you still think that way about me now?
22. What do you think my weakness is?
23. Do you think I'll get married?
24. What makes me happy?
25. What makes me sad?
26. What reminds you of me?
27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
28. How well do you know me?
29. When's the last time you saw me?
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
31. what was that something?
32. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same?
33. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen?
34. Are you going to put this on your DA and see what I say about you?

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Less than 20=Seme
More than 20=Uke

01-[x] You like to be content in everything.

02-[x] When a person confesses his/her love to you and you don’t like him/her, you start feeling very tense and/or you don’t know what to say.

03-[ ] You enjoy listening to smooth and relaxing music.

04-[x] You are quite hyperactive.

05-[x] If you don’t like something, you start crying and you don’t care if you start talking too loud.

06-[ ] You love candies or any type of caramel.

07-[ ] You like making others blush.

08-[x] You sleep with a doll/ teddy bear/ pillow in your hand.

09-[x] You’re usually shy with the opposite sex.

10-[x] You like romantic- funny anime.

11-[x] Between L or Light cosplay, you prefer L.

12-[ ] You have listened “an café”.

13-[ ] You like listening to it

14-[ ] You have 1 or 2 song on your computer of “an café”.

15-[ ] You are innocent and a little clumsy.

16-[x] You smile at kitties.

17- [ ] You usually say –kawaii-.

18-[x] You like plushies.

19-[x] Between light blue and blue, you prefer light blue.

20-[x] You hate Paris Hilton because she is an idiot. What? I hate lots of people but why her?

21-[x] You have been lost in a shopping center/parking/cinema.

22-[x] You have called to the mistaken number
twice or more.

23-[ ] You cried with Pocahontas' ending.

24-[ ] You have used a very feminine dress or shirt.

25-[x] You call your pets with cute names.

26-[x] You believe that yaoi/yuri is the best.

27-[ ] You're easy to trick/convince.

28-[x] You men scare you.

29-[ ] You have seen Pucca and you like it.

30-[ ] You have pink/red clothes or they are decorated with flowers.

31-[x] Sometimes you start looking at the clouds and you get lost in space.

32-[x] You’ve said “Kya” or something like that before.

33-[x] When a person of your same sex gets angry with you, you’re at the defensive.

34-[ ] You like j-pop.

35-[x] You have cried for more than one movie/TV
series.

36-[ ] You watched gravitation and you felt like Shuichi-you watched strawberry panic and you felt
like Nagisa.

37-[ ] You smile with no reason.

38-[ ] You usually are very positive. (HA XD)

39-[ ] When there’s a rainbow, you run out to see
it.

40-[ ] You usually don’t understand what your parents say

Mentally Ill Test:

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[x] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blonde.

Total: 5

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

Total: 8

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling

Total: 11

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'

Total: 15

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

Total: 20

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Total: 27

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am 108% Mentally ill.



It's true. I truly want to hurt something right about now.

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YOUR BOY SIDE:
[x] you love hoodies
[x] you love jeans
[x] dogs are better than cats
[x] it's hilarious when people get hurt and fall
[x] you've played with/against boys on a team
[x] sad movies suck
[ ] you own a XBOX
[x] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid
[ ] at some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter
[ ] you owned a DS, PS2 or Sega
[x] you used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
[x] you watch sports on TV
[x] gory movies are cool
[ ] you used to go to your dad for advice
[ ] you have at least 1 trophy of a sport
[ ] You used to play Yu-Gi-Oh
[x] baggy sweat pants are nice to wear
[x] it's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[x] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
[ ] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think
[x] sports are fun
[x] you sometimes talk with food in your mouth
[x] you sleep at night with your socks on
[x] you have fished at least once
TOTAL = 17

YOUR GIRL SIDE
[ ] you like to shop
[x] you wear eyeliner
[ ] you wear the color pink
[ ] you go to your mom for advice
[ ] you consider cheerleading a sport
[ ] you hate wearing all black
[ ] you like going to the mall
[ ] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures
[ ] you like wearing jewelry
[ ] you cried watching The Notebook
[ ] skirts are a big parts of your wardrobe
[ ] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies
[ ] you don't like the movie Star Wars
[ ] you are/were in gymnastics
[ ] it takes you around one hour to shower and get dressed
[ ] you smile a lot more than you should
[ ] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes
[x] you care about what you look like majority of the time
[ ] you like wearing dresses
[ ] you like wearing body spray
[ ] you like high heel shoes
[x] you used to play with dolls as a kid
[ ] you like putting makeup on others
[ ] you like being the star of almost everything
Total = 3

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1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT?
Erm... I got shingles. Bloody things left patchy scars from the right side of my stomach across to the left, around my left side and all the way across my back ><

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
O-o Comic posters, paintings, selves with ornaments on them...

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
I snore and talk. Apparently I talk more though and say some really weird crap XD

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Heaps of stuff. I'm too lazy to list them all.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
9:15pm

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
My Seme'san ;-; (You know who you are)

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS?
My frigging patience

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
O-o Um... my computer x3

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
5'6 1/2

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
No

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Only if it's dark to the point of not being able to see my fingers inches from my face

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
My stupid ass brother ><

13. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
My worst fear? Umm.... Saying something I will regret later to my parents, then having them die before I can apologise.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Er... Well I find redheads adorable. But looks aren't that important

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF PROPOSING?
Me? Proposing? I don't believe in marriage, but if it came to that it'd be at sunset somewhere in Perth hills.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
YUCK! I prefer my chocolate milk, thank you.

17. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
Pineapple!

18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Pizza with pineapple topping XD

19. FAVORITE COLOR OF ALL TIME?
I don't like colors. I like shades of grey XD

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?
Why would I do that?

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?
That I remember? A badly drawn dolphin birthday card from one of my bfs (now ex)

22. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
Seme'san!

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
In my right thumb and the three middle toes on my right foot.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Pshaww, I get hand-me-downs.

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED:
3

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
I prefer brunettes, but meh.

32. FAVORITE QUOTE?
"Game over man! GAME OVER!!!"

33. FAVORITE PLACE?
I have my butt in it.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
I live outside the US. I have never left Western Australia in my life.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
Too many to list

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?
HAHA! MY NEPHEW, BETCHES!

37. FIRST JOB?
You are kidding me, right?

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
No. I would just laugh and hang up.

39. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS A SOULMATE?
No.

40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
Role Playing

41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
I was born by surgery and I had my tonsils removed XD

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
My eyes o-o

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?
No. I need braces for my lower teeth.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I WANT A PONY, DAMNIT ><

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT AND THEIR NAMES?
A set of twin boys and a baby girl. To hell with names, the father can name them.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
No XD

47. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TURN OFF OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Er.... Armpit hair... just eww

48. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU LIKE(D) ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL?
I meant some really god friends <3

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?
Um.. apple's? XD

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
No... It's a struggle to tell my Cs from my Es

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Corned silverside. Yum...

52. ANY BAD HABITS?
I'm human, there's one.

53. ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON?
No

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Sure, why not?

55. DO YOU AGREE WITH FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?
Hellz yeah XD

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
Not unless they're ugly enough to crack a mirror.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
I er... Tend to get snappy with people <<;

58.WOULD YOU RATHER GAIN 58 POUNDS OR LOSE 58 POUNDS.
What? I don't measure weight in pounds XD Well, that'd be like.. what, 26-27 kilograms? I'd be... 41 kilograms if I lost that amount eww.. and 93 kilos if I put on weight. Yeah, no, I'd rather neither.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
Playstation!

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
I don't know...

62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A LITTLE KID?
Heck no!

63. Do you use sarcasm?
Wouldn't you like to know?

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?
Macaroni and cheese FTW

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Someone who can relate to me.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
Um... do I have to list these?

67. FAVORITE SUPER POWER?
Whatever Kid Flash's power is XD I want it!

68. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
At the moment? The Big Bang Theory

69.WHAT'S THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH YOUR ENEMIES?
I'd personally say tie them up and set them on fire, but I think the law would say ignore them.

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Chocolate lulz

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?
Yes

72. DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER IN YOUR ROOM?
I wish

73. PLANS FOR TONIGHT?
Stay up, talking to Seme'san

74. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO LIVE WHEN YOU ARE OLDER?
GERMANY!

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS?
YES! YOU CAN SUFFER TOOOOOOO

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
Vanessa Mae's Vivaldi Techno Remix

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
Chocolate Milk

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?.
My best friend

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
How tall they are <<

80. WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
ROLEPLAY <3

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
Erm... Doing dishes.

82. FAVORITE SEASON OF THE YEAR?
Winter. No more seating!

83. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF CANDY?
Jelly snakes!

84. HAVE YOU EVER REALLY AND TRULY HAD A BEST FRIEND?
Of course!

85. FAVORITE HAIR COLOR?
Red <3

86. EYE COLOR?
I like hazel eyes. So much color!

87. SHOE SIZE?
9

88. FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE?
Bruno's Pizza <3

89. FAVORITE RESTAURANT?
Dynasty Gardens

90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
Never tired it.

91. WATCH TV TODAY?
Naw

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
My birthday XD

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?
I play the piano accordion a little XD

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?
Don't like politics

95. KISSES OR HUGS?
BOTH <3

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
I'm a virgin dude. I wouldn't know the half of it XD

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
I don't remember...

98. WOULD YOU EVER BE A HOUSEWIFE?
I'd clean and do laundry... but I wanna work too. And no cooking. I'd food poison everyone XD

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
None. Trying to find a good series to read.